Worst Joke Wednesday

Wellness Edit

During my check-up, I asked the doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life?"🤗🫣🫥

He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now."🌘🌒🌓
I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."

He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."🎤🎬🥁

MG Stout at the dentist (I couldn’t find any photos from trips to the doctor)

This one had me in stitches! See what I did there? LOL

Have a great week,

Mary xoxo