Worst Joke Wednesday
Neighbors Edition
A Man Is Up In Court, Charged With Assaulting His Best Friend With A Hammer
As the judge reads out the details of the case, a voice from the back of the court shouts out
‘You lousy bastard!’
The judge calls for order and goes on to read out the next charge ‘You are also accused of using the same weapon to strike your father across the head’
And the voice again booms out ‘You absolute scumbag’
The judge settles the court again and reads out the third and final charge: ‘You are finally accused of using the offending item to break the legs of your brother.’
And the voice for a third time bellows ‘you are a disgrace!!’
And the court clerk goes over to the man and hauls him out of his seat and brings him in front of the judge.
The judge says to him, ‘Okay, sir, I understand you are very disturbed and upset by this case, but you simply cannot disturb proceedings like this… do you know any of the victims personally?’
And the man points across the desk and says, ‘No! But I’ve lived next door to him for 10 years, and anytime I asked him to borrow a hammer, he said he didn’t have one.
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xox
Mary